Terms of service
The terms for buying and using OFFALAPTOP products.
Last updated October 21, 2026
Using this store
By buying or downloading from OFFALAPTOP, you agree to these terms, the licensing terms and the refund policy.
Purchases and delivery
Prices are in US dollars. After payment, a private download page is emailed to the address you provide.
All sales are final. Because products are digital downloads, we do not offer refunds.
Each file can be downloaded a limited number of times, shown on your download page, so save your files somewhere safe. Keep your download link private.
Your license
Buying a kit gives you a license to use the sounds as described on the licensing page. It does not transfer ownership of the sounds.
Availability
Products, prices and this site may change at any time. Upcoming products are announced in advance and cannot be bought until they are released.
Liability
Products are provided as they are. To the extent the law allows, OFFALAPTOP is not liable for indirect losses that come from using the products or this site.
Contact
Reply to your order email, or message @LaptopTJ on Instagram.